Saturday, July 19, 2008

Dear People Who Yell Out Of Car Windows

I can tell you think that whatever you're saying is very clever. However, from outside the car it sounds like you're saying "ah-oo-eh". Seriously, I can't hear any of the consonants. If you're trying to engender confusion, you are successful.

The last three times you have tried to communicate with me, that's all I got: three syllables. I think. It may just be one syllable plus the Doppler effect. I still have no idea what you said even though, in each case, I've thought about it for a long time.

Would you mind just sticking to really loud music?

Thanks.

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